As MTV’s latest reality show continues to make a mockery of my great state of New Jersey (even though most of the people on the show are not from NJ), I can’t help but get caught up in the ridiculousness.
By way of Facebook, I saw someone post a link to the “Jersey Shore Nickname Generator”. In case anyone was wondering, I am “D-Muscle”.
I decided to put our whole Providence Friars team through the generator, so let’s see if we get any new nicknames out of it.
Note: This is just completely random as far as I can tell (and doesn’t really use the actual name), but still fun.
Here is what the site spit out (I refreshed if there was a dupe)
Kadeem Batts: K-Gel
Marshon Brooks: The Tricep
Luke Burchett: The Blowout
Chris Carter: The Hands Team
Vincent Council: The Sausage Party
Sharaud Curry: Natural Light
Xavier Davis: The Body
Bilal Dixon: The Impact
Ray Hall: The Tan-gent
Johnnie Lacy: J-Train
Brian McKenzie: Juice Springsteen
Duke Mondy: D-Gel
Russ Permenter: The Tan-talizer
Jamine Peterson: J-Muscle
James Still: The Operation
Kyle Wright: Hard Hat
And your coach:
Keno Davis: Juice Box