Having Trouble Understanding Kiwi Gardner’s Tweets? There’s An App For That

dave@friarblog —  January 28th, 2012 10:37 PM —  Comments
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If you follow Kiwi Gardner on Twitter (@KiwiLoveThaKids), it’s hard not to see how much passion he has towards the program even with his unfortunate eligibility situation. That is, granted you can understand what the heck he is talking about most of the time. Yeah, that makes me sound about a million years old by not being able to keep up with the latest slang of kids these days, but apparently I’m not alone. Today, some masked member of the internet created a Twitter account that translates his Tweets — check it out at @KiwiTranslator! It’s informative and hilarious at the same time. Even Kiwi Gardner himself likes it.

Here is an example:

Met at Tha party got ya # text all week slide thru on Tha weekend bring sum friends I b wit players , jacuzzi then got it poppin lol EARLY
@KiwiLoveThaKids
peewee big brother

 

Which means…

 

We met at a party where I got your telephone number, then you and your friends came over to my hottub and we began to have relations.
@KiwiTranslator
KiwiTranslator

 

And another:

 

Im gettin a prenup idgaf ! I needs all ma cheese !
@KiwiLoveThaKids
peewee big brother

 

Which translated:

 

I am signing a prenuptial agreement with my future wife and simply do not care what she thinks.Financially, I need my funds to be in order.
@KiwiTranslator
KiwiTranslator
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