In a Projo.com online survey from today:

What can the PC Friars do to improve on defense?

Some responses from those clever folks!

• “Put more pressure on the ball. Oh yea…get John Linehan back.”
  • Since he looked about 40 when he played here, he must look what, 50 now?
• “Schedule more game with Broawn URI. They are easy to beat.”
  • ..and Brown is easy to spell.
• “Stop the opposing team from putting the ball into the peach basket.”
  • Hmm, and how can I improve my weight loss? Stop fucking eating?
• “Don’t you love Fr. Shanley’s new game of Keno? Should have put the $$$ in education, where it belongs!”
  • Oh, Keno the gambling game! I see what you did there.
• “Play all division 2 schools. That way they can look good all the time.”
  • Or they can just play ugly teams all the time
• “Bring back Marvin Barnes …. and give him his old tire iron!”
  • don’t forget to give him coke too!
• “Stop the other teams from scoring more points than they do”
  • Hmm, do you know peach basket guy?
• “Bring back Tim Welsh”
  • Can you say, honeymoon over?